To whoever is the higher being, who can make things happen
I have a request for you…
I just want to pee!
I want to pee in peace
I don’t want an 18 month old following me in the toilet
Chatting to me while I am trying to pee
I don’t want him banging on the door with a toy
Shouting “Mum” at the top of his voice
I don’t want the dog scratching the door
As I have gone for a wee!
I don’t want Mr L shouting,
“How long you going to be?”
“Where’s this, that and the other?”
I just want to pee!
Is it such a big ask
To just go to the toilet
And pee in peace
Really I just want to pee!
Please, please, please.
And Then All I Thought About Was You 
Feb 28, 2010 @ 12:10:31
oh, i know this feeling! I’m not even sure i could go now without an audience, so long has it been!
Feb 28, 2010 @ 12:17:16
I know it is an impossibility isn’t is!
Feb 28, 2010 @ 14:31:46
I am still waiting on this!!
Feb 28, 2010 @ 15:24:57
How long do you have to wait for, is this the way peeing will be forever now? I wonder!
Mar 01, 2010 @ 00:54:56
Love this!! Don’t worry … it gets better, but on occasion, they still do barge in even when they’re older!!! =)
Mar 01, 2010 @ 01:02:10
Thank you, and thank you for saying that it does get better. I cant wait for that day!
Mar 01, 2010 @ 11:09:47
I blogged the same myself – it’s amazing how your freedom disappears. My 19 month old tries to help me wipe!
Mar 01, 2010 @ 15:54:28
It is amazing how little freedom you get isn’t it. Who would off thought that having a pee in peace would be one of the most things I would like at the moment x