I just want to pee!!!

To whoever is the higher being, who can make things happen

I have a request for you…

I just want to pee!

I want to pee in peace

I don’t want an 18 month old following me in the toilet

Chatting to me while I am trying to pee

I don’t want him banging on the door with a toy

Shouting “Mum” at the top of his voice

I don’t want the dog scratching the door

As I have gone for a wee!

I don’t want Mr L shouting,

“How long you going to be?”

“Where’s this, that and the other?”

I just want to pee!

Is it such a big ask

To just go to the toilet

And pee in peace

Really I just want to pee!

Please, please, please.


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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Heather
    Feb 28, 2010 @ 12:10:31

    oh, i know this feeling! I’m not even sure i could go now without an audience, so long has it been!

    Reply

  2. TheMadHouse
    Feb 28, 2010 @ 14:31:46

    I am still waiting on this!!

    Reply

  3. Karen @ If I Could Escape . . .
    Mar 01, 2010 @ 00:54:56

    Love this!! Don’t worry … it gets better, but on occasion, they still do barge in even when they’re older!!! =)

    Reply

  4. the_moiderer
    Mar 01, 2010 @ 11:09:47

    I blogged the same myself – it’s amazing how your freedom disappears. My 19 month old tries to help me wipe!

    Reply

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