Dear Baba
Lets get one thing clear here, 3am not wake up time, understand!
Staying awake till 5am not good either and then being awake at 6.30am seriously not on. Mummy does not want to play this game again, it ends today! Ok!
While we are here the dummy and mussy they have gone, you are a big boy now so don’t keep mentioning them to Nanny you never ask anywhere else!
Lots of love Mummy xxx
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Dear Mr L
Enough already!
That is all
Love me xxx
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Dear Cold Sales Callers
If I get one more of you on the phone I may scream obscene words at you. I am no longer answering my phone in protest so ring as much as you damn well like I do not care!
Disgruntled Work At Home Mum!
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Dear Play School
I wish you luck today and I am sorry I have passed on my disgruntled son to you.
Please don’t hold it against me!
Said with a little smirk and great relief Baba’s Mummy
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Dear Euro Millions
I am thanking you in advance for all of my numbers coming in. I am extremely grateful to all the money I have won from you.
A very satisfied Euro Millions player!
Nov 19, 2010 @ 11:11:42
Dear Mrs L ,PLEASE COULD I BORROW A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM YOU NOW THAT YOU ARE A WINNER ,I’ll BE YOUR BESTEST FRIEND FOR EVER AND EVER ..LOVE Jan XX
Nov 20, 2010 @ 09:59:25
Ha ha brilliant x x
Nov 19, 2010 @ 23:07:32
*hugs*
Nov 20, 2010 @ 09:57:33
Thank you xx