Dear Mr L,
Now I know that you think your time off is time to relax, and yes I know that you do building work everyday of your working life. I also know that you have Hypermobility and ache and are tired. But please do understand that we own this god damn house, we brought it knowing that things needed to be done to it. So having two weeks off and doing nothing is just not good enough.
We have space in the shed for the rubbish, we have the plasterboard and we do not need two dishwashers or that vacuum cleaner. I have been telling you for months. I don’t care if the dishwasher isn’t set up just as long as the one we are keeping is put in the right place. The downstairs shower room can be ripped out and the ceiling sorted that costs nothing and can be done come rain or shine.
You have run out of excuses I have your mate coming round Sunday you will be doing it. I have had enough sorry but it needs to be done.
Love you
From the person you may not love to much when you find out I have sorted this for Sunday xxx
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Dear Tito
Why have you taken to stop asking to go out to the toilet and just feeling you can pee and poo in my hallway.
You can not you are a dog, dogs go to the loo outside. I do not care if it is raining, snowing or windy you go outside to pee and poo. Understand!
Your very frustrated owner! x
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Dear Baba
Mummy is very impressed with how you ran into pre-school today, considering last term you cried every week. I am also equally impressed with how happily you came out of pre-school. You big boy. I am so proud and happy for you.
Lots and lots of love
Mummy xxxx
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And Then All I Thought About Was You 
Jan 07, 2011 @ 21:42:27
Oooo I have no room to talk. I was supposed to get the house cleaned up and sorted during my 10 days off over Christmas and I did nothing!!! Now I’m in a panic as we are away this weekend and Emily Carlisle is coming to stay next week!!!! Might have to ply her with wine so that she doesn’t notice how messy the house is 😉 xxx
Jan 07, 2011 @ 22:06:47
Lol I know we didn’t do anything either it was not for want of asking on my part though, hope you get it sorted soon xx
Jan 09, 2011 @ 09:59:59
KiKi did that thing when she would cry everyday when I was dropping her off at nursery. It sorted itself out on its own and then she was as happy as a lark each time I dropped her off. She also loved it when she started primary school. Now I feel like she doesn’t even need me in the mornings. *sigh* They get big so fast.
Jan 09, 2011 @ 11:45:44
They do don’t they, when I started school I went for a week and told mum I could leave as I had done school. After that she had to prise me off everyday for months so I was prepared for it to be honest. Just so pleased when he went in happily, see what next week brings xx