Dear So And So… Animals, Lessons and Cunning Plans

Dear Tito,

Now I love you dearly, but I am really getting to the end of my tether! Why have you stopped scratching to let us know that you want to go out for a wee. We can’t see the back door, so we don’t know you are standing there, will you please go back to scratching like you used to. As I am fed up with the accidents in the hallway. You need to make a noise! You’re a dog bark for goodness sake!

Your Owner x More

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Dear So And So…

Dear Mr L,

Now I know that you think your time off is time to relax, and yes I know that you do building work everyday of your working life. I also know that you have Hypermobility and ache and are tired. But please do understand that we own this god damn house, we brought it knowing that things needed to be done to it. So having two weeks off and doing nothing is just not good enough. More

Dear So And So… The Weekend

Dear The Weekend,

This weekend we are going to kick some serious butt! I have a list a mile long, but I am going to get through it and you are not going to know what has hit you. I am warning you, it ain’t going to be easy and it ain’t going to be pretty. But your sweet behind is going to be smacked from one side to another and you will be happy about it!

A very motivated me! More

Dear So And So…

Dear Mr L,

I am so pleased you liked your presents and had a good birthday. It was really worrying me that you would hate them and you don’t know what a sigh of relief it was that you did like them. Thank you.

Love Me xxx

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Dear So And So….

Dear Baba

Lets get one thing clear here, 3am not wake up time, understand!

Staying awake till 5am not good either and then being awake at 6.30am seriously not on. Mummy does not want to play this game again, it ends today! Ok!

While we are here the dummy and mussy they have gone, you are a big boy now so don’t keep mentioning them to Nanny you never ask anywhere else!

Lots of love Mummy xxx

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Dear So And So….

Dear Mr Postman,

Seriously I can not believe that it will take you two and a half hours to get back to the sorting office for my parcel to be there to collect it. Firstly you could walk around the whole of this town three times over in two and a half hours. Sort it what the hell are you doing?

Love Disgruntled impatient person waiting for parcel!

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